Twitter Words

A new way to say “tweet” without sounding like someone who’s jumped on the Twitter bandwagon.

Examples

-I haven’t twerzled in 17 minutes.
-Why don’t you like twerzling?
-This is worth the re-twerzle.

Twittering while driving, using Twitter while driving.

Examples

I dwitter all the time, especially when I’m in a hurry.
Dwittering helps me pass the time on a long drive.
I was on the way home from work and I saw an accident, so I dwittered about it.