Twitter Words

Taking a sh*t and using twitter at the same time

Examples

Excuse me I have to go take a twit.

the act of Surfing between myspace, twitter, and facebook simultaneously or back to back.

Abbreviated: “MTF”

Examples

I am so bored, nothing to do but mytwitterface all day.

What are you doing? I’m mytwitterfacing.lol

Incorrectly Spelling a word because of incorrectly hit keys

Examples

Incorrectly Spellung a word because of incorrecrly hit keya

A new way to say “tweet” without sounding like someone who’s jumped on the Twitter bandwagon.

Examples

-I haven’t twerzled in 17 minutes.
-Why don’t you like twerzling?
-This is worth the re-twerzle.

N. The all encompassing medium that tweets and all things twitter exist within.

Examples

I don’t remember who i was following when i read the tweet. It was somewhere in the twitterverse.

twitter-speech

An action of several tweeds, even hundreds of tweeds in a row, to get your word heard.

Should not be overused, but can be a good thing to speek directly to your tweeple out in twitterverse.

Should be scheduled. Ensures that tweeple out of the twitterverse can decide to stay away for a while to not be overfloated.

Examples

Has not happened,yet und this determination, but might take place soon.

twitter+art

Examples

the twistori “tool” found on twistori.com

Your designated seat to post on twitter, also known as any seat you happen to be blasting tweets from.

Examples

Chad was on death row and posted his last words on twitter, they said, “about to die in an electric tweet-seat”.

A tweet that people “eat up” or receives multiple replies. (Chiterlings LOL)

Examples

I’m in the kitchen cookin’ up Twitlins! And everybody’s lovin’em

A post to your twitter account. Answering the question ‘What are you doing?’

Examples

I can’t believe we just got into a car accident and you sent in a tweet from your cell about it!