twidy
Sep 26
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Tidy up words to fit 140 characters

Examples

if you got something to tweet, make sure you twidy first.

Submitter: Mr Twthosting @ twthosting

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Tweeted
Jun 9
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To have updated your twitter account.

Examples

She tweeted after she got off work.

Submitter: @ CharlotteC4

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tweeting on a airplane in flight, especially with another passenger on that flight.

Examples

Tweet from 30,000 feet! #twilehighclub

Submitter: @ jimbergman

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Twat
Jun 8
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1. Past tense of tweet
2. A dirty Tweet

Examples

I sent a twat yesterday and boy you should have seen the followers reaction to it.

Submitter: @ Akira71

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Tweeffic
Jun 5
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Tweetering while stuck in traffic

Examples

I’ll be there, a couple of minutes late, im in tweeffic right now.

Submitter: @ Chloe_infinity

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twucking
May 19
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Sending a tweet while having intercourse.

Examples

He was so into it that he didn’t even notice I was twucking the whole time.

Submitter: @ Twitricia

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Twoem
May 15
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A Poem, (Much like a haiku maybe, in a sense) written within the constraint of the 147 words that each Tweet allows!

Examples

“A fractious and transparent desire, Borne of faith not seemed able to be found”

Submitter: @ KOLKOLKOLKOL

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twerzle
Apr 30
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A new way to say “tweet” without sounding like someone who’s jumped on the Twitter bandwagon.

Examples

-I haven’t twerzled in 17 minutes.
-Why don’t you like twerzling?
-This is worth the re-twerzle.

Submitter: @ joshf

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twouble
Apr 29
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A state of distress, difficulty, or need.

Examples

“my last tweet got me in twouble!”

Submitter: @ pandanky

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Tweet-Seat
Apr 19
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Your designated seat to post on twitter, also known as any seat you happen to be blasting tweets from.

Examples

Chad was on death row and posted his last words on twitter, they said, “about to die in an electric tweet-seat”.

Submitter: @ Chadxmerch

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