Twitter Words

(n) arranging an intervention for someone addicted to Twitter

Spurious attempts to get a celeb on Twitter to reply to you by constructing a complicated tweet that seems either a) too clever to be ignored, b) Embarrassingly trite or c) referencing a dying relative who might just recover if their uncle / aunt / cousin got a reply. In extreme cases, the Twitterer employs sites such as ‘twittords.com’ to coin a word to try to get said celebs attention.

Examples

Concerned friend: “What ARE you doing sitting in that darkened room, wasting away, eating nothing but Pot Noodles and drinking Red Bull?”
Twitterer: “Leave me alone. I’m Fry-fishing.”

Confused by affection or infatuation.

Examples

Bambi (1942)

Looking your own name up on twitter to see what comes up.

(n) people who are constantly referring to each other in their tweets

(credit: I actually heard this on The View! thought I would add it

Examples

danceroo: Spending the day with @awesomebff!!

awesomebff: @danceroo is the best thing ever!!

etc..

similar to a tweetbeast; a person who is addicted to twitter, but can manage to stop tweeting once in a while

Examples

You are such a tweetphreek, Julie! You’re always on!

A public riot/flash mob organized over Twitter.

Examples

The twiot started in downtown Detroit at about noon and raged through the evening.

An especially witty tweet.

Not a reasonable item to twitter. Also, unlikely to occur on twitter.

Examples

If it was told to you confidentially. then it is untweasonable.

It is untweasonable to expect 500,000 followers within a week.

A relationship between passionate tweeters

Examples

I think im ready to take this twittership to the next level