Twitter Words

A person who studies and perfects their Twittering on Twitter.

Examples

Wow, PtuniaP is really a fabulous Tweetologist, when I grow up I want to be like her!!

A place, where Twitter meets Utopia.

Examples

Tweetatopia is a wonderful place it is Twitter and Utopia all in one!

The Grammar associated with Twitter. Often defies the traditional rules of grammar.

Examples

“Clearly, your grasp of Grammar is more acute than your grasp of Twammer.”

cloth

Examples

going to the stadium with a zwitter

same as Quebec

Examples

vive le Qwebec libre

people who use Twitter!

Examples

good morning tweetterers!

Accidental pocket tweet from butt pocket of jeans, like a pocket dial, or when you accidentally activate your mobile twitter app and enter gibberish – or the cat walks across the keyboard…

Examples

Disregard. That was a total butttweet. Phone was in pocket.

When your life is a disaster and you just have to tell all about it on twitter.

Examples

I know you can’t make it better but I just had to twhine at someone.

Thanks for reading me twhine, I feel better knowing you were out there.

To pown someone over Twitter.

Examples

Tila Tequila totally twowned Perez Hilton the other day.

Your twitter crush.

Examples

I have a huge “twush” on @TWITTERNAME.