Tidy up words to fit 140 characters

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if you got something to tweet, make sure you twidy first.

A marketing/sales pitch in 140 characters or less

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marketing and social media consulting transforming small business goals into success. Specialize in FB, Twitter, web and traditional media

Carrying on your personal issues with someone over Twitter.

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Yikes, ex-girl friend is posting 20 times an hour about how much she hates me…I sick of all the Twama…

A person, organization, or company who uses bad form on or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter.

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The twanker DM’d me to get me to retweet his sales pitch”

A contraction of two words, one of which is “twitter.”

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E.g. “After 10,000 tweets I was diagnosed with severe twiarrhea.”

Verb meaning to be uncertain as to whether or not to tweet about something.

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I twaffled over whether it was appropriate or not to tweet about my bout of indigestion.

noun |twit’hohr|
One who excessively engages in tweeting, by posting multiple tweets per day.

From ‘Twitter’ and ‘whore’.

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I tweeted fourteen times today and loved it. I am such a twithore.

combination of tweet and hilarious.
> hilarious
Function: adjective
Etymology: irregular from Latin hilarus, hilaris cheerful, from Greek hilaros
Date: circa 1840
: marked by or causing hilarity : extremely funny
(2009)In Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary.

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This hilarious poem will almost certainly cause a certain Doctor of children’s verse to roll over in his grave. And probably laugh, too…

slow, just whack , or wierd

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Those shoes are so ritardando , i mean what are pony’s ,really now.

non-stop tweeting and re-tweeting

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someone suffering from twichosis will psychoticly tweet about things and occasionally only tweet the word “tweet”