Twitter Words

A contraction of two words, one of which is “twitter.”

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E.g. “After 10,000 tweets I was diagnosed with severe twiarrhea.”

-verb The pointless drivel backed up until its inevitable excretion on the various user pages of this site

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Watching the tv

(cherm) v.i. to twitter. warble, or hum, as birds, insects, etc. n. a twittering, warbling, or humming sound. (This is a real word)

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(n) Individual who rants because they themselves are unable to create, achieve, accomplish or perform that which they are critical of. From: (critic + idiot)

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Ex: Petty individuals who are only able to extert power or influence through the use of negative words. Frequently found lurking in the shadows of the Arts or in positions of corporate power.

One in the public eye that uses Twitter who ‘gets’ it and therefore has a sense of humour. The joke goes especially well when circumstances happily conspire to suggest an obvious example that works on several levels…

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“That @Wossy is a top celebwitty.”

The lowest accolade.

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“I can’t stand that pwick – he’s actually a total cwunt.”