Butttweet
Jun 23
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Accidental pocket tweet from butt pocket of jeans, like a pocket dial, or when you accidentally activate your mobile twitter app and enter gibberish – or the cat walks across the keyboard…

Examples

Disregard. That was a total butttweet. Phone was in pocket.

Submitter: @ zsumoz

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Blarg
Jun 8
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anything and everything you want it to mean.

Examples

Blarg, im bored.

Submitter: @ DoDaHarry

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A Crappy Twittword

Examples

I wish that @rudesob would quit dropping Twords all over my timeline!

Submitter: @ rudesob

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Blogfetti
Apr 28
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to post irrelevant, inane or insulting comments to someone’s blog

Submitter: @ zombee

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Babytwitter
Apr 24
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A person who fills in your social media status updates when you are away from your mobile. Also: Twittersitter.

Examples

I’m going on vacation and need a babytwitter for my Twitter account.

Submitter: @ @robboyle

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boldartist
Apr 19
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Artist and a Historian trying to write things interesting and do a little art in hopes my art help people feel good.

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BFF
Apr 19
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Best Friends Forever

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Homies, Chums, Buddy, Friend, Acquaintences

Submitter: @ cmyers581

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b4
Apr 17
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1. does not come after but comes first
2. b4 is short for “before”

Examples

eat the donut b4 you drink the coffee

Submitter: @ officemate

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