Twitter Words

Accidental pocket tweet from butt pocket of jeans, like a pocket dial, or when you accidentally activate your mobile twitter app and enter gibberish – or the cat walks across the keyboard…

Examples

Disregard. That was a total butttweet. Phone was in pocket.

anything and everything you want it to mean.

Examples

Blarg, im bored.

A Crappy Twittword

Examples

I wish that @rudesob would quit dropping Twords all over my timeline!

to post irrelevant, inane or insulting comments to someone’s blog

A person who fills in your social media status updates when you are away from your mobile. Also: Twittersitter.

Examples

I’m going on vacation and need a babytwitter for my Twitter account.

Artist and a Historian trying to write things interesting and do a little art in hopes my art help people feel good.

Best Friends Forever

Examples

Homies, Chums, Buddy, Friend, Acquaintences

1. does not come after but comes first
2. b4 is short for “before”

Examples

eat the donut b4 you drink the coffee